I love being right. I like to do the “TOLD YA SO” dance that involves double finger-pointing, shimmying, drop and pops, and the signature Feinberg move: the arms up hair flip.
Lindsay Lohan is back. Count it: One more positive court hearing scheduled for Thursday, her hosting gig on SNL scored the highest ratings of the season, she’s slated to guest star on GLEE, AND she’s still in talks to play a hot firecrotch mess out of Elizabeth Taylor for Lifetime. According to CBS…
(CBS News) In her ongoing bid for a comeback, Lindsay Lohan has nabbed yet another high-profile TV role.
The 25-year-old will guest star on the hit series “Glee,” her rep confirmed to People on Wednesday. An insider told TVLine.com that Lohan will portray herself, serving as a celebrity judge at Nationals in one of the final episodes of the season.
My twin on crank is about to sashay shawntay past the Ivy, flip Mooseface Kardashian the bird, shotgun a cherry coke, makeout with a rando in a polluted bathroom stall, and perform her own rendition of FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST, hot lava weaves of the world, I’M FREE AT LAST. You guessed it, Lindsay is finally avoiding jailtime. Come tomorrow, the Judge is going to high five our favorite Ninja Ginga for being so wholesome and appropriate.
Here’s the scoop. In short, Lindy Loo Hoodie Hoo was whispering sweet nothings to another hot mess who likes the sauce, read: Butler. But he’s Scottish, so I hope they play a game of hey diddle diddle that leads to a wedding with kilts. She also apparently got all excited when Emily KBlunt strolled in to meet Jim. Why my BFF wants to associate with a Brit demon that looks like she’s been sucking on a jalepeno lemon warhead is beyond me. Pucker up, Buttercup. How you tricked Jim into being the big spoon to your drab snippity ace is beyond me.
Also, John Mayer was up in there too. Apparently minutes before Lilo arrived. We Shark Lounge Allstars know far too well he’s a fan of motorboating and a nice dark stout. I bet if Gerard said negatory to Gingerpuss, the former Mr. Love-Hewitt tots ordered room service and watched Wild Things with Lindz. Glorious.