Humpday

Happy Humpdizzle, Peasants. Yeah Yeah blahibity bloo babbity blah it’s been a while since you’ve gotten your daily dose of crazy. Sorry I’m not sorry if I took a well-deserved blog break. Or perhaps my creative hiatus is due to the fact that I’ve been getting semi-stalked and creeped out by some rando Buffalo Bill … Continue reading Humpday

FAQ

I like to read absolute trash when traveling or laying by the pool. I bet you do too. One of my guilty pleasures is the “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” in Us Weekly. Most of the time, its a bunch of press-hungry boobtards that are super pathetic, such as Donna MartinTori Spelling or … Continue reading FAQ

Fire and Ice

Why oh WHY is everyone so fond of zinging my doppelganger with icey cold shadesauce?On a clear day you can see the dawn of a bright tomorrow, and that tomorrow includes streams of molten-hot lava firelight bursting off of the talent goldmine that is Lindsay Lohan. Sure, we’ve already covered the whole Gingertittlestein playing the … Continue reading Fire and Ice

The Edge of Glory

I love being right. I like to do the “TOLD YA SO” dance that involves double finger-pointing, shimmying, drop and pops, and the signature Feinberg move: the arms up hair flip. Exhibit A: Exhibit B:  Lindsay Lohan is back. Count it: One more positive court hearing scheduled for Thursday, her hosting gig on SNL scored … Continue reading The Edge of Glory

Ridin’ Dirty

Drive it like you stole it, Lilo. Thats my girl. According to TMZ: Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene … TMZ has learned. Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.   We’re told she was driving … Continue reading Ridin’ Dirty

Saturday Night Fever

It’s happening. This Saturday Night. 11:30 pm. NBC. Yeah Yeah I already babbled on about this mess already. Clearly its important. The greatest young performer of all time is going set the world on fire with her special blend of platinum-tinged crazy. It’s FIRST FRIDAY in Raleigh tonight (Galleries & Raleigh Times, obvi) so I’ll … Continue reading Saturday Night Fever