Merry Christmakah Week. I know it’s been rough without our thrice daily posts to entertain you while your family asks about your love life while your home friends pepper you with questions about your employment status… woof. Keep on throwing back the booze and crank up the She & Him Holiday album, you’ll be back in your cube making googly eyes at the Fed Ex guy in no time.
Gloria Upson is such a gem. Notice how she talks about her friend Bunny. That’s what I’m talking about. I’ve has the unfortunate problem of running into all these people who’ve decided to procreate and name their kids dumb ass things like ToadStool or Sandtrap. If life decides to scissor me and I wind up with a mini-me on my teet, here’s what I think I’d call them besides “Life Ruiner:”
- Mae Mobley
… and Gents:
… and Moishe.