Yeah, like we would actually watch and/or condone THAT Fox and Friends. If I could c-smack an entire media conglomerate, I would. That said, I like my job and thoroughly enjoy young male Republicans. I’m looking at you, Tucker Carlson.
Sometimes in the morning I put this on:
Now, I like to start my week off with a fresh dose of crazy accompanied by a handful of simple pleasures, amphetamine salts (prescribed, thank you), a venti French Roast, and a sprinkle of mischief. Where does one turn for devious, frisky tricks and a good chuckle, you wonder? Look no further than the Red Fox, Vulpes Vulpes – the Ginger of the animal kingdom, omnivorous mammal belonging to the Canidae family.
Here are some of my favorite fox moments:
Cinnabar The One O’Clock Fox, available at Amazon.
Fox Liquor Bar – Everything about this place is so right. Ashley “I’ve single-handedly made Raleigh better” Christensen has given me yet another place to get my weird on.
And last but certainly not least, the greatest:
“…I’m a wild animal.”