As interpreted by Beezus . . .
10am: Alarm clock. Snooze.
10:30am: 2nd alarm. Hell naw. Snooze.
11am: 3rd alarm. Mehhh, I’m tired. Snooze snooze snooze.
11:30am: Snags, leave me alone. I’m tired. Don’t talk to me. I’m sleeping.
12pm: Katy, Seriously? I can’t chitchat it’s too early. Need coffee. Seriously?? Stop talking to me. Coffee. Seriously.
12:30: I drink my coffee black because I learned to drink coffee in Florence when I was 15. Sugar is wack. Ew.
1pm: Snags, pass me the crossword puzzle. I love bathrobes.
3pm: Ugh, time to take bathrobe off. Betsy’s stolen black leggings? Check. Coach boots? Check. Moncler coat from JTJ and OLP? Si si si.
3:30pm: WTF are these chickenheads doing at Hank’s Oyster Bar?? Girls are wack. Move, skanks! Snags, I’m hungry!!
5-7pm: Ughhhh b-school apps. Katy, stop calling me, I don’t have time for chitchat I have to do apppps!
7pm: Meh, apps are wack. Minor tantrum. Cue Snags.
7:10: I love Snags. Mags and Snags!
9pm: Policy tonight! Muffy is gettin up in da cluuuub. Katy, I can’t chitchat I’m on my way to Policy.
10pm: Pose for pics – chin down, angle right. I am sooooo photogenic.
12am: OMG LMFAO this song is my jimmy jam! Ew skank, stop pushing me. WTF, these skanks are wack.
1am: I’m tired. Snags I’m tired. Snags let’s go home I’m tired.
1:30am: Lights off. Ughhhh I have the spins. F#$%!
1:45am: Snags stop talking I have the spins. The spins are wack.
10am: Alarm clock. SNOOOOOOZE.
LOVE YOU MARJORIE!!