Drive it like you stole it, Lilo. Thats my girl.
According to TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene … TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We’re told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out.
Cops were called, came to the scene, interviewed people inside the Hookah Lounge — including the manager who was lightly struck — and then left.
We’re told Lindsay may have been the one who called police to protect herself from paparazzi, and that’s why cops came.
Sources at the scene say the manager may not have suffered any injury. If that’s the case, Lindsay probably did not violate any law, but if he was injured that could constitute the crime of hit-and-run. What’s more, it could be grounds to violate her probation in the shoplifting case.
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I think Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone sum it up:
What the deuce is Gingerkittenmittens doing at DA CLUB? Homegirl’s thinking is not unlike my own…Oh, its a Tuesday night and I want fools to photograph me with my new fuego weave. Poor thing knows she can’t make K turns AND sext
Wally Balls Billy Walsh AND take a nummy off a P-funk. Multi-tasking is for middle management fools babbling about synergy. What really drives (had to) me the most loco is her proximity to a Hookah Bar…
So nauseating. So amateur. I associate Hookah bars and the people that congregate inside of them with failure, Princess Jasmine, and the need for a tall glass of Evian. But isn’t it a small world? Cady Heron scissored the knee cap of a Hookah Bar manager and in similar Arabian Night fashion, I accidentally gave my number to a Persian on line for the potty at Raleigh Times. Hot damn Lindz and I lead double lives.