Back in high school, a friend of mine had a t-shirt paraphrasing the popular religions of the world using the word “shit.”
As a big fan of expletives, particularly the “s” word, that t-shirt has stayed with me throughout the years. I don’t consider myself particularly crass or blasphemous, but MAN do I think this shit is hilarious:
Hey, I can do this shit all day:
ATHEISM: No Shit
TELEVANGELISM: Send More Shit
ISLAM CONT’D: If shit happens, blame Israel.
EPISCOPALIAN: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
METHODIST: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: If shit happens, don’t call a doctor.
SCIENTOLOGY: Xenu is the SHIT.
AND EVEN MORE . . . .
CAPITALISM: That’s MY shit.
COMMUNISM: It’s everybody’s shit.
FEMINISM: Men are shit.
CHAUVANISM: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…
COMMERCIALISM: Let’s package this shit.
NIHILISM: No shit.
NARCISSISM: I am the shit!