¡Hola Internets! Beezus is baaaaack.
Contrary to what Muff and Babygirl believe, I do in fact work damn hard at the gallery, as evidenced by my brief hiatus from the blog last week. Sorry I’m not sorry. But I took care of bidness, had a fabulous Festivus Pesach-Easter weekend, and am ready to do this.
First up this week: whips. Among many of their best qualities, Larry and Linda have always been into fun cars, the most infamous being a British Racing Green Saab convertible with tan leather interior that briefly sported a license plate emblazoned with “Bet-C”, got impounded when Marjorie was collared by the HoH fuzz for driving without a license, and later met an untimely death in Bebemuchacha’s driveway at OWU. Anywhowho.
I definitely inherited their vehicular appreciation and love of driving. As such, here’s my Whips Wishlist:
Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport SANG BLEU
The chrome, the navy blue, the burnt umber interior. So wonderful.
Porsche 911 Turbo
True story: Larry tried putting a down payment on a Boxster convertible when we lived in North Cackalacky. And already had the Saab convertible. Linda made him turn right around and cancel the order. Whoops.
Land Rover Defender
Audi A5 Coupe
I like Audis. They’re luxurious without being ostentatious. Kind of like the thinking man’s Mercedes.
Mercedes SLS AMG Coupe
So James Bond. Side note: Daniel Craig as 007 is HOT. Just sayin.
Range Rover Evoque
Super new, super cool.
Mini Cooper Convertible S
Linda sent hers back just a few weeks ago and I miss it already. Greatest beach car. Ever.
Jeep Wrangler Sahara Edition
SORRY. I’M. NOT. SORRY.