When in the name of Neville Longbottom did muggles get their paws on photographs that moved? GIFs are some kind of dark magic f**kery and they’re taking over the internets faster than Harry ditched Cho for Ginny.
(If you’re not following the HP lingo, you are a Hogwarts Hater and you deserve to be subjected to the deadly halitosis torture of the dementors. Seriously though, I hate you.)
AnywhoisthatstreeturchinthatlooksvaguelylikeJordanCatalano… on the first day God created whatshouldwecallme. When I first saw it I was all like
But then after flipping through like forty pages of the same repetitive shiz I was all
And I moved on with my life, thinking that yet another pointless internet meme would soon be relegated to the OVER IT clearance bin in the Filene’s Basement equivalent of fleeting workday distractions.
But to my horror, I was wrong.
Because some DC kid got bored in his cubicle one day and decided that the dead gif horse wasn’t sufficient beaten. And so on the second day, we got whenindc.
Instead of following the natural order of not-that-funny viral sensations, the GIF wave has turned into a bona fide tsunami of what are really just short video clips. Any procrastinating dingus with an internet connection has spawned a new LOOK AT ME I’M SO CLEVER tumbler. I mean, whatshouldwecallwashu? Really? REALLY?! Not to steal your material but…