Why oh WHY is everyone so fond of zinging my doppelganger with icey cold shadesauce?On a clear day you can see the dawn of a bright tomorrow, and that tomorrow includes streams of molten-hot lava firelight bursting off of the talent goldmine that is Lindsay Lohan.
Rosie O’Donnell is on the warpath over the casting of Lindsay Lohan in the new Liz Taylor biopic … saying LiLo simply isn’t “capable” to perform the role because her personal life is still a disaster.
Rosie was on the “Today” show with Matt Lauer and Donny Deutsch … when it was announced that Lohan will play Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime movie, “Liz and Dick.”
O’Donnell instantly made her feelings known — “I feel very sorry for her … I think she needs a lot of time away … She’s had a lot of trouble doing every single movie,including SNL. She was out and not in rehearsal. I think she’s not in a place to work.”
When Deutsch suggested, “She’s our generation’s Elizabeth Taylor” … O’Donnell lost it.
“You’re out of your mind! You’re a crackhead! The last thing she did good she was sixteen.”
Rosie continued, “I don’t think she’s right for the role and I don’t think she’s capable at this point to portray that character.”
Dear Rosie O’Donnell: Pipe the f down, you buttery Rhino. You haven’t been relevant since the days of Dolores in A League of their Own or the Christina Ricci titty-taping tomboy in Now & Then. And yes, I still argue that this film’s portrayl of pudding placement is responsible for the mass production of water and gel-based padded bras. Sickos. Ugh Devon Sawa should have tots gone for the blonde one, way more DTF.