I know, I know, we’ve been slacking big time. Linda and Larry have been using their powers of parental guilt to light a fire under our asses to get posting again. Who knew this blogging thing would be such a big responsibility??
Anywhobody, the Festivus Exodus to France provided a whole slew of new glossary terms that have made the TransAtlantic journey into my regular vocabulary. Bebemuchacha is a true genius when it comes to nonsensical slang, so many of these are straight from her piehole:
swerve, swivvle: to engage in physical relations of a conjugal nature
Examples of SWERVE
Kim Kardashian is currently getting her swerve on with Kanye West
“busted up Kardashians”: three female siblings with long hair and bad airport manners
Examples of BUSTED UP KARDASHIANS
Beezus, Bebemuchacha, and Muff bustled through Charles de Gaulle in flopsy outfits and messy weaves like a bunch of busted up Kardashians.
bungus: what do you think?
Examples of BUNGUS
Anastasia swooned as Christian grazed his long-fingered hand over her bungus.
don’t be retarde for the fête: Franglish translation of the Kim Zolzciak party jam “Don’t be Tardy for the Party”
dingus: see aforementioned “bungus”
Examples of DINGUS
Christian’s dingus stirred as Anastasia gazed at him petulantly from under her long lashes.
pamplemousse: French for grapefruit, all-around awesome word
Examples of PAMPLEMOUSSE
sweating out your weave: the build-up of perspiration around the hairline due to excessive summertime heat
Examples of SWEATING OUT YOUR WEAVE
Bebemuchacha was sweating out her weave while schlepping 5 bottles of white vino
wang, wangus: male anatomy
Examples of WANGUS
Henry Foot Foot McGoo has a very small wangus.
SIDE NOTE – despite what our vocabulary may suggest, we are in fact gainfully employed 20-somethings. The above are only to be peppered in conversation among friends and loved ones, not for professional usage.