Hot damn holy Moses thank you little baby Jesus!
The big tabloid news this am is a real doozy. Prince Hot Ginge, aka His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David, Prince of Wales, was photographed in Vegas this past weekend in nothing but his birthday suit.
We at the Festivus are great admirers of PHG . He shares both a first name and copper coloring with the other greatest ginge of our time, Mr. Henry Hanky Pants Foot Foot Henrique Pantalones McGoo, prince of Hollywood drive and Linda and Larry’s bed.
He loves fun, sports, skanks, and his bro. Who wouldn’t love this guy?
So in the spirit of naked princes and strip billiards, here’s a little PHG montage to brighten up your Wednesday. Prince Harry, we salute you – SHAwing!