I like to spice things up when they don’t need spicing. Continue reading Old Flames and Lost Dreams
Anything less than seven pillows on your bed is utter malarchy. Continue reading Masters of Our Domain
There’s a lot of hating on this blog – some may even suggest that we’re a bunch of washed up old cynical cat ladies waiting to happen. I beg to differ. We love lots of things besides poodles, Charlie Hunnam, and ourselves. Kinda. But because we’re good at it, we’re taking aim at one particular dumb … Continue reading Ambassadors of Awesome
Bachelorette parties are a tricky business. It’s easy to misunderstand the assignment and biddies seem to be thinking of more and more tacky, extravagant, and nonsensical activities and getups to make their debauchery-filled girls weekend especially over the top and profoundly BASIC. SHAME. Really, Kris? If you think that Babygirl and Linda would be caught dead in this scenario you … Continue reading Bachs in Paradise?
Left open to broad interpretation, our generation has co-opted the term “jabroni” to express the following about a particular kind of male: Continue reading Jabroni Bologna
Restaurants of New York: ain’t nobody got time for deadmau5 when spending $45 on brunch. Continue reading Turn Down the Music