One of today’s Blind Items really tickled my tutu:
He’s a young actor whose biggest role didn’t propel him into stardom, despite his talent. She is an actress who gets more attention than she should, despite her lack of talent. Neither of them thinks they are getting enough attention, so what better way to grab some headlines than a fake controversy? Let’s pretend that she is hooking up with one of his costars behind his back!
Normally, a love triangle among three attractive up-and-comers would create lots of drama. This one should produce a lot of eye-rolling. Next time they should select a third who isn’t quite so gay. And if the girl is so desperate for attention, she should consider taking lessons from one of her relatives who rose to the top by sleeping her way through Hollywood. (Blind Gossip) Emma Roberts, Chord Overstreet, Darren Criss and Julia Roberts. Exhibit: EVERYTHING
If I have fallen in love with one more closet case I’m going to lose my mind. D-Criss is a talented Harry-Potter loving heterosexual who according to rumors, has been planning to make out with Lindsay Lohan at Barbie’s Malibu Dream House on my birthday.
People like to tell me that I have a thing for dark-haired intense guys with rage issues and/or a Napolean complex. Also midgets. Whatever, world. Try and argue that this gentleman mojo factory isn’t screaming out to your soul to walk towards the fountain at Lincoln Center and cry alone after drinking too many G&T’s… or something. Not from experience or anything.
Anywhodoneit, The only shred of truth stemming from the aforementioned statement is that Emma Roberts truly is an overrated gremlin disguised in an ingenue donkey suit. Just as I told you all yesterday in my chickenhead christmas spectacular. Oh, and that Chord Overstreet – a.k.a trouty mouth blonde Beibs – is a big sack of blah.
Let it be written in stone and yoddled in the Alps that Darren likes boobies.