Babygirl has her own special blend of conversational gems and verbal fuckery that get absorbed into the everyday Feinberg language. Let’s get serious here, it is MY terminology and unparalleled sense of humor and insanity that is the very bedrock for most of the Festivus jargon.
It’s because I wake up and tinkle out talent. I open my mouth, and out comes the sillys. I know you love it.
So here are some of the more recent, Lohan Jr.-centric additions to Feinberg-ese:
Count It! – Adding another victim to the list after playing kissy face. Usually screamed across the bar. See also: Winning.
H.R. Fug-n-Stuff – A serious case of the FUGS; 70’s puppet-like creepy ugly
Humpity Bump Bumps – Sexytime
Jabroni – Douchebag, Tool; Jersey resident
Jim, Jimmy – Cute, charming, loveable, BITEABLE small thing, usually mammal; A human that is buttery and full of giggles and merriment; flopsy creature
Life-Ruiner – Liar; one who turns every social situation into a hot mess
Merp – Interjection, sign of confusion, disillusionment, or time-filler.
Mr. Walters – Henry Foot Foot McGoo
Andrew Schorr; troll-like sucktard with bad intentions and a trout mouth
Shmeebler – Nerd and/or self-entitled dork dick brain; arrogant and gangly; Common amongst German-Jew males from Long Island; Surgeons with no game.
Stage 5 – Psycho behavior relating to stalking and/or obsession.
Tummy Rumbles – Stomach ache
Trunchbull – A really unpleasant, mean individual; large and butch female
Woof/Woofy – Expression of deep discontent; dog-like appearence; negative or insulting judgement of a situation, usually reserved for another female